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‘If the enemy is in range, so are you.’ – Infantry Journal

‘It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.’ – U.S. Air Force Manual

‘Tracers work both ways.’ – U.S. Army Ordnance

‘Five second fuses only last three seconds.’ – Infantry Journal

‘Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.’

‘Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you [...]

This is from one of those emails that seems to have been all over the planet. But in case you missed any, some of these are hysterical.

The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly.

A check ride ought to be like a skirt–short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything.

Speed [...]